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Here at MURICA' INC, we take great pride in our patriotic doings and strive for the most powerful feelings of nationalism and patriotism. Since 1776, MURICA' INC has been Kicking *** and taking names, like those guys with funny teeth, or them gardeners, shoot we even owned some guys who only said 9 haha. It is with great pleasure in saying all of our products are certified Commi killers, and we enjoy this fact. The founding fathers of this company also made Successful product such as the declaration of independence and we honor these men as well as other true American hero's such as Joe and a gorilla. MURICA' INC has been providing services to MURICANS' young and old, and our products make you feel like growing out that mullet with a genny in one hand in your 3rd gen Camaro listing to Lynyrd skynyrd with your nephson in the back screaming along.
